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I'm here for the females... wait, what?
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Flash Reviews: 49
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49 Reviews | 9 w/ Responses
The drawing quality was pretty good for a first flash. And I did chuckle at them. Needs to be a bit longer for more points. But keep going, this was immensely better than most of the "MY fIRST flasH!!!!!11" bullshite you get in the portal.
Author's Response:
OK next time ill make them longer
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This movie was brilliant! With all the soft music I didn't expect the ending at all, even though it made complete sense. I actually LOL'd at it... and proceded to vote five. The images were well drawn, and the animation was smooth... and the audio fitted the movie perfectly.
Well done sir.
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This is a brilliant game. It looks good and the physics are pretty much perfect, some collision issues but nothing major. The difficulty level was perfect as well. Not too tricky, yet hard enough to provide a pretty decent challenge. It's good fun, an excellent time-waster.
Needs moar sequel!
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Hahaha, I fucking love this movie, it's hilarious!
The plot is pretty much bang on with the game and the images were funny as well. It's simplistic, but still brilliant!
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Once upon a time, there was a creamy kingdom called Vag-hole. Everything was peaceful in Vag-hole until one day a sticky creature called Gays attacked. Gays had the penis of a Dyke and the nipple of a Jew. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one salty knight to save Vag-hole, and that knight's name was Cocklock. As soon as Cocklock heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky white armor and started riding his Fag to Gays' lair. He took his shitty meat sword and raped the beast's sphincter. The beast screamed cock!!! And then cried at Cocklock almost killing him. Cocklock used his last bit of energy to ejaculate Gays away. Thanks to Cocklock, the kingdom of Vag-hole was saved and Cocklock and the princess lived happily ever after.
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Stunning song, stunning band, stunning flash. You seemed to get the timing between sound and animation pretty much spot-on. The fade-in/fade-out effects at the end were really slick as well. I love it!
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I've loved Wallace & Gromit for years... and this game didn't disappoint. The forklift-style contraption was a little sluggish at first, which was annoying, but once you got the upgrades everything flowed beautifully. The game was a bit short but still very fun, a good timewaster... I couldn't help but smile at Wallace's in-game comments...
Can't wait for the new film!
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Screamers are the lowest form of wit...
"Oh I know what will be HILARIOUS! We'll make people shit their pants cos they totally won't expect to hear this loud noise!"
Luckily my sound was turned off, so I just got the annoying moving background. Still, it gave me the little release of pleasure I get from voting zero on something that is truly terrible...
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Yeah it's really quite good. Smooth animation, and really well-drawn characters and backgrounds. The characters really should have voices though, and if you could make the next one a bit longer that would be brilliant. You should develop the story a bit too, this one seemed like an OK opening but you haven't really given a reason for your main character to be wandering in the woods, senselessly killing guards and whatnot.
Do these, and your next movie should get a much better score.
:)
Author's Response:
Thanks, I'll deffinatley make sure to make the next one longer.
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The animation is pretty good but very short... ends very abruptly...
My advice? Keep going! Would love to see this finished.
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