Score: 2

"unsurprisingly inaccurate"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 20, 2008

First things first, why was the turkey bleeding while being plucked. Anyone who has pluck a bird knows that they never bleed. If you're trying to make an informative game, do your research first eh? Every effort seems to have been taken to make the real meat seem as unappetising as possible.

I hate PETA's preachy propaganda-esque media. Their hyperbole-ridden slogans seem to hide what intelligence they may have. Their main argument seems to be that if you, the viewer, were to stop eating meat, somehow that would stop animal cruelty, save battery hens, and overall, make the world a better place. This is bollocks. By all means, stop eating caged hens, but there are a wide range of free-range options available for all you people with consciences. This also means that meat farmers will not go out of business, and will be able to afford food and warmth for their family, thus increasing hteir chances for living. Vegetarians take this money away from them, leaving them hungry, cold and alone (their wives left them because they had no money). Thanks to vegetarians, the farmers will now die from starvation.

Vegetarianism is murder!

See? I can do it too!

Score: 9

"holy crap!!!"

submission: Charlie the Duck

date: November 20, 2008

i remember playing this years ago! are you going to upload super worms as well?

Score: 8

"pretty decent"

submission: SHIFT 3

date: November 15, 2008

but the secret character sux. who wants play as mel gibson?! something a bit fancier would have been awesome...

this series just seems to be getting better (and more challenging) with time. Loved the multiple endings :D

Score: 6

"it's good..."

submission: Super Stacker

date: November 15, 2008

but the in-game ads keep crashing my firefox...

other than that the game is good simple fun, looks good and the audio quality is decent. isn't really very challenging though... a good time-waster, but not something you'd come back to again and again...

Score: 4

"It's like Chip's Challenge! But boring..."

submission: Phantom Mansion 2- Jet

date: November 13, 2008

The puzzles aren't exactly challenging, and... actually I was going to criticise the plotline, but I can't remember if there even was one.

The animations are smooth however, music is alright, and it is quite aesthetically pleasing... that earns you a 4...

Score: 1

"kinda sucky..."

submission: Baby Emuducks

date: October 22, 2008

the animation is good, and smooth but nothing really happens in this movie. its just a loop of some ducks swimming... also, there's no audio

there's really nothing here to review... you got a 1 for effort

Score: 7

"haha"

submission: Ask magnificent McCain

date: October 21, 2008

I opened this with low expectations, but was surprised that it didn't actually suck that much.... Its kinda funny, and made me laugh for a good twenty seconds or so, but has virtually no replay value whatsoever...

Score: 3

"not great....would be an understatement"

submission: Bear Welcome!!!!

date: October 21, 2008

well i watched for the ten seconds and waited for the greatness you promised... it didn't turn up. poor subject matter, poor animation, no preloader....

on a positive note....um......... the audio quality was alright

Score: 8

"pretty decent"

submission: Fear and Loathing typo

date: October 21, 2008

If you're going to make a flash using only text and audio do you not think it would be best to check your spelling? It just seems sloppy is all...

Having said that, this was very nicely done. The animation was smooth, and the movement of the words was relevent to the subject matter. Also, Fear and Loathing is an awesome film...

=)

Score: 8

"hmmm,"

submission: Inquisitive Dave

date: September 2, 2008

its pretty good, i loved the matrix-style text bit at the end. its quite short but is still funny and entertaining.

quick note tho: when i was jumping on the cloud at the end i got this ActionScript error

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