Score: 4

"Hahaha!"

submission: Jade Does A Dance

date: March 21, 2009

This actually made me chuckle...

I can understand why you're doing it. I don't know how the public are still putting up with all her bullshit. The only solace we can find is that soon she will be gone from our lives. Unfortunately this probably means that some other piece of scum, racist, ugly, moron will rise up through the shit to take her place.

Rant over, back to the flash.

The music is rather entertaining and fit the piece brilliantly. The eclectic use of staccato strings seem to accentuate the movement of Jade in her dance.

The animation is simple, but effective and the drawing gives a truly realistic portrait of Jade's figure. It is a bit of a short loop though, and offers little variation. I know that really isn't the point of the flash, but I feel I should mark you down for it.

TL;DR Cancer is too slow

Score: 8

"Hahahaha!"

submission: Dressup Abe

date: January 19, 2009

I loved this obvious parody of dress up games. The graphics are simple, but effective, the sound quality is excellent, and like all good flashes it contained shoop! Memes FTW!

Score: 6

"Quite good actually"

submission: 4 Funny Shorts

date: January 18, 2009

The drawing quality was pretty good for a first flash. And I did chuckle at them. Needs to be a bit longer for more points. But keep going, this was immensely better than most of the "MY fIRST flasH!!!!!11" bullshite you get in the portal.

Score: 6

"Really good"

submission: Rarck Rampage P1

date: December 11, 2008

Yeah it's really quite good. Smooth animation, and really well-drawn characters and backgrounds. The characters really should have voices though, and if you could make the next one a bit longer that would be brilliant. You should develop the story a bit too, this one seemed like an OK opening but you haven't really given a reason for your main character to be wandering in the woods, senselessly killing guards and whatnot.

Do these, and your next movie should get a much better score.
:)

Score: 1

"kinda sucky..."

submission: Baby Emuducks

date: October 22, 2008

the animation is good, and smooth but nothing really happens in this movie. its just a loop of some ducks swimming... also, there's no audio

there's really nothing here to review... you got a 1 for effort

Score: 3

"not great....would be an understatement"

submission: Bear Welcome!!!!

date: October 21, 2008

well i watched for the ten seconds and waited for the greatness you promised... it didn't turn up. poor subject matter, poor animation, no preloader....

on a positive note....um......... the audio quality was alright

Score: 7

"good"

submission: Dragonman 3.0 Beta 2

date: April 23, 2008

glad to see you added the pre-loader, one problem i spotted was that the "main menu" link when playing doesn't work. I look forward to seing the full version of the game. Some boss fights would be cool, also you could maybe add a bit of a puzzle element to keep the gameplay interesting

=D

Score: 8

"the guy below me is a tosser"

submission: communism RULES fuck u!!!

date: March 9, 2008

i actually really liked this movie, the animation wasn't great but to be honest it didn't really ruin it, its short and sweet, and funny!

also, Dropkick Murphys!!!!!!!!!
=D

Score: 4

"..."

submission: *death To America*

date: February 22, 2008

i actually found this kinda funny, ok the animation wasn't that great and at the end it just loops the hungarian song with that twitching face, but the "filthy capitalist fiend" getting crushed by the hammer and sickle made me laugh...

not sure if your title was too wise tho...