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Madness Everywhere Collab Madness Everywhere Collab

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Just the same old tired shite...

I find it amazing that Madness still gets all this attention these days, since every possible variation on it has been done to death. This flash seemed to me to be a prime example of that.

In terms of creativity, you score low. Sure the Red-Bull thing was slightly original, but everything else was a carbon-copy of every other madness flash ever made. Not that that is even saying much, because every damn one is the same. Someone walks (hobbles really) into a room with weapons, either dual pistols or some variation of gun/sword combo. Occasionally there are lasers. Said person then proceeds to kill X amount of other people, then exits room, possibly to next room of X amount of people to kill.

I'm not saying that senseless violence isn't funny or entertaining sometimes, but when it's been done to death like this, you can't help but feel bored by it all.

Sound quality was poor in places. Although I am aware that that may have been compromised purely to keep filesize under the 10MB limit.

Some of the animation was quite good, others seemed a bit simplistic. I've given you a 4 for that.

I'm not saying this flash is terrible, but it lacks substance. If you keep making flash based on a previous artist's work nothing you do will ever stand out. There is talent here, but a bit of originality would really make any of your work(s) stand out above the shit.

And I know that this review will probably be marked as useless by all the stupid Madness fanboys, but I'm ok with it.


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Jade Does A Dance Jade Does A Dance

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hahaha!

This actually made me chuckle...

I can understand why you're doing it. I don't know how the public are still putting up with all her bullshit. The only solace we can find is that soon she will be gone from our lives. Unfortunately this probably means that some other piece of scum, racist, ugly, moron will rise up through the shit to take her place.

Rant over, back to the flash.

The music is rather entertaining and fit the piece brilliantly. The eclectic use of staccato strings seem to accentuate the movement of Jade in her dance.

The animation is simple, but effective and the drawing gives a truly realistic portrait of Jade's figure. It is a bit of a short loop though, and offers little variation. I know that really isn't the point of the flash, but I feel I should mark you down for it.

TL;DR Cancer is too slow


Sidorio responds:

SHE DIED ON MOTHERS DAY HAR HAR HAR


Butt Fight: Raw Butt Fight: Raw

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I actually rofl'd!

This is brilliant! I burst out laughing as soon as it came up on screen, now my sides hurt. The drawings are simple but that doesn't take anything away from the movie. The fighting action reminds me of those fighting robot things. I think they were called "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots", but I digress.

Anyway, its simple and great for a laugh.
Obvious space for a sequel: Boob Fight!

Also, I'm expecting lot'sm of abusive reviews on this, so thanks in advance for getting my whistle up.
=D



4 Funny Shorts 4 Funny Shorts

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Quite good actually

The drawing quality was pretty good for a first flash. And I did chuckle at them. Needs to be a bit longer for more points. But keep going, this was immensely better than most of the "MY fIRST flasH!!!!!11" bullshite you get in the portal.


CYCLOKAT responds:

OK next time ill make them longer


A Love of Ice and Fire A Love of Ice and Fire

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hahaha!

This movie was brilliant! With all the soft music I didn't expect the ending at all, even though it made complete sense. I actually LOL'd at it... and proceded to vote five. The images were well drawn, and the animation was smooth... and the audio fitted the movie perfectly.

Well done sir.



Bowja From His Cashle Bowja From His Cashle

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Brilliant!

Hahaha, I fucking love this movie, it's hilarious!

The plot is pretty much bang on with the game and the images were funny as well. It's simplistic, but still brilliant!



No Cigar - Millencolin No Cigar - Millencolin

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Brilliant!

Stunning song, stunning band, stunning flash. You seemed to get the timing between sound and animation pretty much spot-on. The fade-in/fade-out effects at the end were really slick as well. I love it!



Angry Faic's Childhood Angry Faic's Childhood

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Meh...

Screamers are the lowest form of wit...

"Oh I know what will be HILARIOUS! We'll make people shit their pants cos they totally won't expect to hear this loud noise!"

Luckily my sound was turned off, so I just got the annoying moving background. Still, it gave me the little release of pleasure I get from voting zero on something that is truly terrible...



Rarck Rampage P1 Rarck Rampage P1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Really good

Yeah it's really quite good. Smooth animation, and really well-drawn characters and backgrounds. The characters really should have voices though, and if you could make the next one a bit longer that would be brilliant. You should develop the story a bit too, this one seemed like an OK opening but you haven't really given a reason for your main character to be wandering in the woods, senselessly killing guards and whatnot.

Do these, and your next movie should get a much better score.
:)


Kieran-s responds:

Thanks, I'll deffinatley make sure to make the next one longer.


first stick flash first stick flash

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

its actually ok...

The animation is pretty good but very short... ends very abruptly...

My advice? Keep going! Would love to see this finished.